Tagged: Trump the idiot
September 11, 2018 at 09:38 #648
“Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I’m fucked,”
August 21, 2019 at 22:02 #22924
Today Trump went from claiming how he’s a “stable genius” to “the chosen one.”
In all seriousness, if we STILL can’t remove him with the 25th Amendment, then the constitution is as useless as used toilet paper. https://t.co/qpLN24IGY6
— Hayden Black (@haydenblack) August 22, 2019
Taliban Trump is Unfit for Office.August 21, 2019 at 22:16 #22925August 21, 2019 at 22:42 #22926
Anti-Trump rally, Friday morning – on the beach at Wilmington, NC.
Spread the word!
Bring all your Antifa buddies!
There may be a lot of those before November of next year.
OBAMA is not a foreign born, brown skinned, anti war socialist who gives away health care. YOU'RE THINKING OF JESUS.August 22, 2019 at 01:04 #22928
Actually I do have words:
He asked for an invitation from the Queen for a State visit.
She invited him.
They have been expecting him for weeks at the palace.
The Danes and Greenlanders dismiss his vanity project.
He snubs the entire Kingdom.
He is a child.
— Rufus Gifford (@rufusgifford) August 21, 2019
Taliban Trump is Unfit for Office.August 22, 2019 at 01:08 #22929
If I said Mexicans were rapists, my career would be over.
If I said Nazis were good people, my career would be over.
If I bragged about sexual assault, my career would be over.
If I said I was the chosen one, I would be institutionalized.
I’m a fucking actor.
— Bradley Whitford (@WhitfordBradley) August 22, 2019
Taliban Trump is Unfit for Office.August 27, 2019 at 03:25 #23430
Trump blames Obama, not Putin, for Russia seizing Crimea
President Trump blamed the last U.S. president for Russia’s illegal annexation of Crimea in 2014, praising President Vladimir Putin for outsmarting President Obama and saying he thought Russia should be welcomed back into the annual meeting of the leaders of the world’s largest economic powers.
Speaking in France at the G-7 conference, Trump repeatedly expressed his disagreement with the decision to suspend Russia’s membership in what was then called the G-8 over its seizure of the crucial peninsula of Crimea from the Ukraine. He claimed that Obama was “embarrassed” and “outsmarted by Putin.”
“Would I invite [Putin]? I would certainly invite him,” Trump said, in answer to a question about next year’s meeting, which will be hosted by the U.S. But he expressed concern that the Russian president’s feelings were hurt by the earlier expulsion. “Whether or not he could come psychologically, I think that’s a tough thing for him to do.”
The Guardian reported Sunday that Trump’s suggestion that Russia be readmitted to the G-7 was not supported by the other world leaders in attendance.
“It was sort of taken away from President Obama, not taken away from President Trump,” the president explained. “President Obama was not happy that this happened and it was embarrassing to him, right? It was very embarrassing to him, and he wanted Russia to be out of what was called the G-8. That was his determination. He was outsmarted by Putin. President Putin outsmarted President Obama. I can understand how President Obama would feel, he wasn’t happy.”
Just when you thought alternative facts couldn’t become any more alternative.
OBAMA is not a foreign born, brown skinned, anti war socialist who gives away health care. YOU'RE THINKING OF JESUS.August 28, 2019 at 09:53 #23486August 28, 2019 at 10:01 #23487
Don't underestimate how much of a sign of *total meltdown* it is that Trump is urging his 64 million Twitter followers to permanently abandon Fox News
It's a bridge he's never crossed—and he's crossing it hours after news broke that he secretly has Russian cosigners on his loans
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) August 28, 2019
Taliban Trump is Unfit for Office.August 28, 2019 at 10:04 #23488August 30, 2019 at 05:35 #23620
Donald Trump Reportedly Faked Trade Phone Calls With China
Donald Trump likes making phone calls. Phone calls mean business. You get to lean one arm on the table and look a bit like JFK or Martin Sheen in The West Wing. Plus you can wang the receiver down to make a point. Phone calls are great.
He’s also been known to make phone calls which take place almost entirely within his own brain. Remember that time he pretended he’d had to take a call at a Saturday Night Live table read about how his book was at the top of the charts? Well, he’s apparently been at it again.
You might remember that at the G7 meeting last week Trump said his long-running trade war with China might come to an end soon.
“China called last night our top trade people and said, ‘Let’s get back to the table.’ So we will be getting back to the table and I think they want to do something,” Trump told reporters. “They have been hurt very badly but they understand this is the right thing to do and I have great respect for it. This is a very positive development for the world. I think we are going to have a deal.”
Except now CNN reports that aides admit that in spite of Trump’s insistence to the contrary, no such phone calls ever took place. Add to that the completely nonplussed Chinese reaction, and it all looks like a vaporous attempt to stop the markets wobbling at the prospect of an economic downturn caused by this trade war.
“Regarding the phone call in the weekend, I am not aware of that,” Geng Shuang of the Chinese Foreign Ministry said last week. “I can tell you clearly that I haven’t heard of such a thing.”
“We have had calls at the highest level, but I don’t want to talk about that,” Trump told reporters when he was pressed on the matter last week, invoking the standard presidential ‘I definitely have had trade talks, but they go to a different school in the next town over so you can’t meet them’ defence.
The Great Deceiver continues to deceive.
OBAMA is not a foreign born, brown skinned, anti war socialist who gives away health care. YOU'RE THINKING OF JESUS.September 5, 2019 at 03:47 #23858
The Democrat Party Is the Largest Hate Group in United States...September 5, 2019 at 04:53 #23863
No, they think he’s a dumb ass who can’t even read a hurricane tracking map with any accuracy.September 5, 2019 at 09:15 #23873
No, they think he’s a dumb ass who can’t even read a hurricane tracking map with any accuracy.
He’s a dumbshit who doesn’t know where the states are.
Taliban Trump is Unfit for Office.September 6, 2019 at 16:28 #23961September 6, 2019 at 17:04 #23970
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They’re only children. What does he care?September 6, 2019 at 17:39 #23977
Obama Denies Wiretapping Trump: “Like I’d Want to Hear More from That Fool?”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s claim that Barack Obama wiretapped him received a strong denial on Monday from the former President, who said to reporters, “Like I’d want to hear more from that fool?”
Obama said that, when he first saw Trump’s allegations on Twitter, “My first thought was, Only a narcissist on the scale of Donald Trump would think people want to hear more from him than they currently do. If anything, I think we’d all like to hear way, way less.”
He said that his wife, Michelle, agreed that the idea of his wanting to hear more from Donald Trump “was one of the funniest things she’s ever heard.”
“When I read her those Trump tweets on Saturday morning, she totally cracked up,” the former President said. “Whenever we’re at home and that guy comes on TV, I’m always, like, ‘Michelle, turn that damn thing off.’ ”
Obama visibly shuddered at the notion of intelligence agencies providing him with hours of recordings of Donald Trump talking. “Don’t even,” he said.
Borowitz; hilarious.September 6, 2019 at 20:17 #23983
White House announces Jared Kushner’s former ‘coffee boy’ as new Middle East envoy
The new US-Middle East peace envoy will be a 30-year-old White House administrative assistant, President Donald Trump announced yesterday.
Avi Berkowitz, an assistant to White House senior advisor and Mr Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, will inherit the role from Jason Greenblatt, formerly Mr Trump’s real estate lawyer, after Mr Greenblatt announced yesterday he would step down.
Mr Berkowitz, who graduated from Harvard Law School in 2016, has no foreign policy experience. He joined the Trump campaign in 2016 and has since served as Mr Kushner’s right-hand-man in the administration.
A 2017 Business Insider profile of Mr Berkowitz quoted former White House spokeswoman Hope Hicks as saying his main duties were “daily logistics like getting coffee and coordinating meetings.”
A former employer said on Twitter Mr Berkowitz was “not very impressive and needed significant hand-holding to handle even simple assignments. But Mideast peace? I’m sure he’s got this!” Another Arab states expert described him as “a glorified intern”.
Wow, this will increase the proficiency of the White House foreign policy by a lot!September 10, 2019 at 02:40 #24087
Poor Cappy, he got sucked in big time on the phony Russian collusion…
The Democrat Party Is the Largest Hate Group in United States...September 10, 2019 at 04:35 #24102September 10, 2019 at 04:41 #24103
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