December 27, 2018 at 13:40 #7346
"FLUSH THE TURD NOVEMBER THIRD"
January 27, 2019 at 11:42 #9320
Nancy needs to get the text of Trump’s State of the Union address, and delete all his lies. And if he adlibs lies his microphone should be shut off.
The speech will last about 2 minutes tops.
The most American thing you can do is despise what Perv Dotard Donnie is doing to America.January 28, 2019 at 08:15 #9372January 28, 2019 at 21:54 #9438
“A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presense of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth it’s surface, without impeding it’s ongoing decay.
Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Pelosium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.January 29, 2019 at 04:01 #9444
A swing and a miss for the kink of ridiculousness.
OBAMA is not a foreign born, brown skinned, anti war socialist who gives away health care. YOU'RE THINKING OF JESUS.February 6, 2019 at 07:56 #10030February 6, 2019 at 11:02 #10039
Using all her fingers including thumbs to point to a moron, accompanied by a knowing smirk.
The most American thing you can do is despise what Perv Dotard Donnie is doing to America.February 6, 2019 at 17:15 #10052February 6, 2019 at 17:15 #10053February 6, 2019 at 17:17 #10054March 13, 2019 at 04:26 #11879March 14, 2019 at 05:38 #11907March 14, 2019 at 05:39 #11908March 29, 2019 at 07:36 #13012May 29, 2019 at 18:25 #16235May 29, 2019 at 18:26 #16236June 7, 2019 at 07:33 #17345June 7, 2019 at 07:41 #17346
Just throwing a bone to idiot sock puppets…
The Democratic Party are unquestionably a clear and present danger to the United States... Democrats are no Longer Americans...June 7, 2019 at 17:18 #17407
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